I found this website today.
It tells you when you are going to die.
I am proud to report that I will be living a very long, healthy, and happy life!
I think I'll have a living funeral this August 21st so I can hear all the nice things people have to say about me before I actually die.
If you are reading this, consider yourself invited!
I'm giving you advanced notice so you can have you speeches on how wonderful I am perfected by August.
I can't wait to hear how much you all love me :)
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